OK so I’m not doing the MTBCut videos this week as Scott is the European man so I thought I’d use the time to create some blogging magic for the masses.

So basically today was half f**k up, half good day. After the first f**k up which happened to be an airport f**k up we were left tired and bored. This was only a f**k up in the sense that we had to sleep in the airport on the floor and Milky used his time wisely to chat up the middle aged lady behind the till of the coffee shop. I don’t know whether he pulled or not but I imagine he did as she said her shift was finishing in half an hour and Milky mentioned he was off to get pizza just before I dozed off.

So after an eventful night in Milky’s case we got on the plane for Salzburg (pronounced Saltsberg). Shaky Keith Valentine showed off his World Championship tattoo, after winning the World Champs in Canberra he deserves to have it on his arm for sure. Actually before we got on the plane I had a traditional breakfast which was bangin’ except for the massive shitty mushroom I left at the end. Shakatron Keith mentioned that was what his chode looked like which was nice, luckily this subject wasn’t touched upon anymore.

The next event happened to be the plane’s wings falling off on take off which was a bit gay, especially seeing as we had to walk the rest of the way. Actually I’m lying and we took off fine, shortly after leaving London Milky came out with number 1 of his trademark blonde comments. Ideal. Here it is:

“(5 minutes after taking off from London) Mono guess what I can see? Is that Sweden or Wales, there’s no other places with mountains that high around here.”

“Milky, those are clouds”.

And the second trademark Milky thing is also happening, using his “buzz” word EPIC all the time. Annoying twat.

We got into Schladming and pretty much all that is going on is a massive orgy of pit making and track walking. So if you’re into that kind of thing, you’ve certainly missed out on the action. I spent the day getting final interviews from everyone for my DVD Foot Out Flat Out 2 so that was a pretty good way to spend day 1.

Two other fuck ups to report. Firstly Milky told me accommodation was sorted and to not bring a tent, unfortunately accommodation wasn’t sorted and I have ended spending over a hundred quid more than I wanted to spend on a room. Nice though it is, it’s still 140 quid more out of my overdraft. Great job Milkpro.

Second fuck up was realising there were no cooking facilities at the nice room and going into town to buy what should have been a nice pizza. Unfortunately it was like eating cardboard and it was officially the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten. Hopefully tomorrow’s blog I will be able to report better dinner. Charles the northern kid bought a nice Dr Oetker pizza and got the nice lady downstairs to cook it. Fuck you Charles.

Cool so make sure you check back tomorrow for more updates, if you don’t like biking don’t worry as it probably won’t be anything to do with that.

Cheers,

Mono

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